BFFs get groceries, take weird talking cat for walk
You don’t understand lgbtqia vampires are so important to me
I want agender vampires that don’t care about gender anymore because they’re so old
I want nonbinary and/or pansexual vampires that don’t even comprehend the idea of human gender anymore and just want to be/love whoever
I want awkward gay vampires with same-sex human lovers
I want asexual vampires that don’t feel attraction to anyone and just want to spend their life being alone in the shadows
I want demisexual vampires that want to spend eternity with their immortal vampire partner
Lgbtqia vampires .
that was the worst pun ever but im laughing
he’s flat lining!!
This brick looks like it’s contemplating where its life went wrong…
I drive past this thing every day on my way to work and today I just whispered “you’re internet famous now, little buddy” while I was waiting at the light
I said I had a drawing in the works of Morporkia harassing Vimes and Vetinari— I wasn’t lying.
IDK I never do finished work. I’m trying to do stuff with more of a background than “vaguely colored geometric shape”, not that this is much better.
where do i sign up
bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual